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Total Medals Earned: 688 (From
166 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,615 Points
5 Points You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
5 Points Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
5 Points You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
5 Points For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/445 points)
5 Points Find 16 muffins!
5 Points Find 32 muffins!
5 Points Destroy the town hall in the final level.
10 Points Find Lyra (or her sister) in 10 of the levels!
10 Points Complete the game!
25 Points Find 48 muffins!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
White Mage Christmas
50 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
William and Sly
10 Points Slay five darklings.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/220 points)
5 Points Zombify Santa.
5 Points Penguin zombies are no joke.
5 Points Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/455 points)
5 Points Die
10 Points Get 10 headshots
10 Points Kill 50 zombies
25 Points Kill 100 zombies
Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/490 points)